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“Sense of humour” by Alistair Anderson


Alistair Anderson - 2011-11-09

 

 

Sense of humour

Verse:
Are those space pants ‘cause your ass is out of this world? (spoken)
If I rewrote the dictionary, I’d put you and I together. (spoken)
Polar polar polar bear
What?
I just broke the ice
Chorus:
But I don’t make you laugh
‘Cause I can’t make you laugh
‘Cause I don’t make you laugh
‘Cause I’m not funny
‘Cause you’re a kill-joy, chick
Verse:
Is that a mirror in your pants, ‘cause I see myself in them
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I can lick my nipples baby
Chorus:
But I don’t make you laugh
‘Cause I can’t make you laugh
‘Cause I don’t make you laugh
‘Cause I’m not funny
‘Cause you’re a kill-joy, chick
Verse:
Of course you don’t believe in love at first sight
Of course I shouldn’t walk past again, I’m not Johnny Depp, I’m Depper
So dapper
Do you really want my name, call me Mr Butler
Mr Efron
You’ll want to stick to me like Teflon
I’ll make your dreams come true
I’ll make you panic with delight
When you let Jax Panik be your knight
Chorus:
But I don’t make you laugh
‘Cause I can’t make you laugh
‘Cause I don’t make you laugh
‘Cause I’m not funny
‘Cause you’re a kill-joy, chick
Refrain:
But I don’t make you laugh
‘Cause I can’t make you laugh
‘Cause I don’t make you laugh
‘Cause I’m not funny
‘Cause you’re a kill-joy, chick